Illegal Weed Dealer says “F**K Your Weed Shop”


Some weed dealers out there don’t want legalized weed as this affects their income with competition driving down the price while driving up the quality. One artist by the name of Skimp Killah has encapsulated what it must be like for an illegal dealer (a dying breed) in this hilarious song called – Eff Your Weed Shop

This song perfectly illustrates how the government’s “war on drugs” hasn’t been working and only perpetuates a crime culture just like when the prohibition of alcohol spawned criminal gangs and helped fund them. Ending prohibition cut off a large supply of money to groups like the Mafia.

Here are the lyrics to the song incase you’d like to sing along :

I’m just dealing big old bud, doing what I do
But then these crazy laws they came along, fucked up my groove
See there once was this thing called prohibition tax
And that’s how lttle old Skimp Killa made off those weed sacks
But now they sell it at stores
And driving to my house is a chore
Plus I’m working til four
And it’s noon

So fuck you and your weed shops colorado
I said fuck you and your weed shops colorado
Fuck you and your weed shops colorado
I said fuck you and your weed shops colorado

Now I don’t believe in god but every night I pray
That Mister Barrack Obama brings in the DEA
And he does the right thing and slams shut all those doors
Cuz I can’t make no money tryin’ to compete with weed stores
So think about the guy whose got a nickel and Dime
And you can’t make no money if selling weeds not a crime

So fuck you and your weed shops colorado
I said fuck you and your weed shops colorado
Fuck you and your weed shops colorado
I said fuck you and your weed shops colorado